Published 1 September 2003
After all, what could be worse than YTV being based in Lancashire?
Published 1 February 2003
They’re so small that the camera gets stuck behind the immersion heater.
Published 1 January 2003
You… you’re… you’re A Protestor, aren’t you?
Published 15 December 2002
Close the door as you leave, will you?
Published 1 December 2002
An experiment in providing a night-time service for nocturnal animals.
Published 1 November 2002
Two of the accounts clerks are still trapped in it, and there’s two dead wood pigeons in the collating bin.
Published 1 October 2002
John Spencer-Wells and Augustus Brownlegg-Fearn BA (Pentonville) sat at opposite sides of the desk, eyeing each other nervously…
Published 1 September 2002
Princess Leer lies on her nuptial bed dressed in a negligible negligée.
Published 1 August 2002
The Captain stood up, reddening in many places and brimming over with instant rage.
Published 1 March 2002
Note to self – remove previous mascot and bury at sea immediately
Published 1 February 2002
How many BBC men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Published 1 January 2002
Television Centre will be mine, I tell you, all mine.
Published 1 October 2001
Well, good day to all of you in my ragged army
Published 1 September 2001
Glo, please, a stitch in that won’t save anything worth real money
Published 1 June 2001
In my day all you needed to do was to grab the knob and give it a turn
Published 1 November 2000
It’s time to meet Captain Thomas M Brownlegg CBE, DSO, Stoat, RN (Ret’d) for the first time.