Introducing the Brownlegg Files
What on earth is going on?
June 2002
Wanna cuppa tea and a finger biscuit?
July 2002
Another dram, please, barkeep!
August 2002
The Captain stood up, reddening in many places and brimming over with instant rage.
September 2002
Princess Leer lies on her nuptial bed dressed in a negligible negligée.
October 2002
John Spencer-Wells and Augustus Brownlegg-Fearn BA (Pentonville) sat at opposite sides of the desk, eyeing each other nervously…
November 2002
Two of the accounts clerks are still trapped in it, and there’s two dead wood pigeons in the collating bin.
December 2002
An experiment in providing a night-time service for nocturnal animals.
Christmas 2002
Close the door as you leave, will you?
January 2003
You… you’re… you’re A Protestor, aren’t you?

