Introducing Brownlegg
It’s time to meet Captain Thomas M Brownlegg CBE, DSO, Stoat, RN (Ret’d) for the first time.
Christmas 2000
We should never have let him do this
April 2001
I put it down to the bran, but he disagrees
May 2001
Any volunteers should take one step forward now…
June 2001
In my day all you needed to do was to grab the knob and give it a turn
July 2001
REVEILLE! REVEILLE! REVEILLE!
August 2001
Southern then arrived smoking his pipe
September 2001
Glo, please, a stitch in that won’t save anything worth real money
October 2001
Well, good day to all of you in my ragged army
November 2001
Anyway, I’ve rolled it back to him.
December 2001
Gloria on top!
Christmas 2001
Opening up the bumper bundle!
January 2002
Television Centre will be mine, I tell you, all mine.
February 2002
How many BBC men does it take to change a lightbulb?
March 2002
Note to self - remove previous mascot and bury at sea immediately
April 2002
And remember - there’s no wine waiter here
May 2002
Are you people still here? Why?

