Those Radio Times
Xmas TV Listings
So this is Christmas, and what have you done... to us?
EastEnders (soap), Meet the Parents (film, Ben Stiller)
Rio Grande (film), Mastermind Celebrity Special (quiz), Porridge follow-up 'documentary'
The Grinch (film, Jim Carrey), Coronation Street (soap), Poirot ('tec drama)
Top Ten (C4 populist crap), 100 Greatest (C4 populist crap)
Rising Damp (ancient sitcom), Only when I Laugh (ancient sitcom), Morecambe and Wise (ancient variety)
I had a point to make here, honestly, but I've just lost the will to live.