BBC Complaints - Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up

Saturday's Making Your Mind Up was a live show and despite all our efforts we did have one small "wardrobe malfunction" which, needless to say, was completely unintentional. Javine's nipple appeared for a flash second.

One nipple gets shown on TV in the USA and the entire country goes paranoid. Record fines for the broadcaster follow, a production company is banned from ever producing that show again and the 'moral guardians of the nation' whip up right wing hysteria about the lowering standards of television in that fine nation.

One nipple gets shown on TV in the UK and the BBC puts out a statement apologising, re-uses that fantastic phrase of "wardrobe malfunction" that came out of 'nipplegate', no one bats an eyelid and everyone gets on with their lives.